Wasps Just Freaking Love Me
So I was cleaning the downstairs washroom when I felt something drop into my hair. I did not brush it off with my hand. And good thing! When I peeked in the mirror to see what it was, it turned out to be YET ANOTHER FRAKKING WASP!
So I brushed it off with the paper towel I had been cleaning with and shut the door so it wouldn't escape while I got a swatter. When I came back and opened the door, it tried to fly out and got caught and squished in the door that I was quickly shutting to keep it contained. So I killed it, just not the way I intended to.
Now I'm getting a bit annoyed.
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU BUZZING BASTARDS!


10 Comments:
Holy shit. You need to find another perfume or something. That's just insane.
I prefer fruit flies.
LMAO @ HD!!
Sorry Seana, that really bites! ;-)
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU BUZZING BASTARDS!
I like to yell that when I'm in the library around the senior citizens.
Yes, Carey, it is. Very insane, damn them all.
*swats* Nutz *grin*
I usually swat fruit flies too. We get them all around the little container we use to put the composting in before we cart it out to the garden.
What?
MM: I was lucky in that it not only didn't bite, it didn't sting! Woo! I think that's the first time a wasp *hasn't* stung me in several months.
LOL @ zombs
Holy carp! Have you checked around the house to see if you have nests? You sure are a bee magnet. *hugs*
Remember - a shot of hair spray will drop them and give you time to swat em before their wings dry and they can fly again.
Survey<----wasp hater from way back.
Schnookie: I do check frequently. We had some trouble with them building and trying to build a nest in the shed. So I do check all over for them. I'm not sure where they're all coming from.
Survey: I don't use hair spray, but I'll remember that tip, for potential future use.
We get the big ol' carpenter bees, the ones that just fly very slowly and have a real deep buzz. That buzz drives me nutz (hi Nutzie!). I had to kill a big bee some time ago that ws loving life in our chandelier for some reason.
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I giggled at the term washroom. I'm going to try and use this.
My flowers outside the front door are attracting many bees. I just ignore then. So far it's worked.
In the house I would squish them. I like the hairspray idea.
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