Funny Joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Repeat several times
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana you glad I don't say "orange"?
It was so funny the first time, but now? Please, please make him stop...


16 Comments:
*snort* maybe it's time you help DH find some new jokes. *grin*
*snicker* How sweet!
(PS Never rely on Nookie to say "Who's there" to your "Knock knock".)
Don't let Zombie teach him her knock knock jokes. *giggle*
LOL! I taought this to DD about 6 months ago but she never gets it right.
Right now she likes to tell this one:
Where does a cow like to go?
To the moooooooovies.
Then she says "That was a good one!"
Oh! I LOVE that joke.
I taught it to my sister.
Did the kids tell you this one? LOL!
Happy Hump Day! How was your V-day?
Ummmmmmmmmmmm who's there?
:-)
*snort* at Nookie!
Kids & jokes-two things that never end up working out well.
MM: *snort* are you insulting DH? His jokes aren't much better, actually.
I think Schnookie just said "who's there" to spite monstah. *grin*
Carey: What are zombie's knock knock jokes like? Do they involve stumps?
Bob: I remember you saying about your sister telling this joke. Does she get to the punchline now?
Thanks Sonya! My 7 yo daughter taught it to my 3 yo son. She does know how it goes, but he refuses to change the fruits around so that it makes sense. Mind you, when DD learned the joke, she would say "Orange are you glad I didn't say 'banana'?" because she didn't quite get it at the time.
weltek: it's so true! But kids telling jokes crack me up, just not because the joke itself is funny.
Yes, yes they do. *snort*
LMAO
That picture of um...'tiny' is really creepy.
Also, I don't get the square bananas. But don't explain it to me. I don't want to know.
Hey they are melons!
That picture isn't Tiny. That's Capt. Spaulding. Tiny isn't nearly as handsome as Capt. Spaulding.
*snort*
Kids can be so cute.
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