The Not-So-Polite Version
Cher Siege Social,
Give me my bloody T4's. It's freaking tax time and I need my stupid forms. You know why I'm emailing you now? Because in all the years I worked for you, you never managed to get the damned things mailed out on time. One year I barely made it to file because you'd taken so damn long. I realise that France doesn't do things the same way, but, hey, that's what you get when you want to do business in another country. Oh, wait! Didn't you decide you didn't want to do business here after all and fire my boss? He needs his T4 too. Get on that, would you?
And how many freaking emails do I need to send before you even acknowledge that I'm here? I'm going to pester you mercilessly until you at least say that you got one of them.
Sacre marde.
Donnez-les-moi.
Veuillez accepter, Messieurs et Madames, l'expression de mes sentiments distingues.
Seana
posted by Seana @ 9:34 AM
23 comments
23 Comments:
That was all kind of sexy to me. *grin*
Yall do things differently in Canada, don't you? LOL!
Chers crosseurs:
Auriez-vous le bonté d'aller vous faire enculer? Merci bien.
La Coco
English, please.
Are T-4s like our W-2s that report your income, taxes paid, etc? When do you have to file?
Donnez moi les formes de T-4 or je suis boomer ta tete
love
Bob
I love French
Thanks, Coco! Here's where I admit I don't know what I "crosseur" is. My repertoire of French swear words is surprisingly small.
Momma: yes, a T4 reports your income, etc. for our version of the IRS(CCRA). They legally have to send the form out by the last day of February. We have to file by the last day of April. I know I'm early, but if I don't start now...well, one year they didn't get the forms out until mid-April. I had begun to threaten them with calling the CCRA, who could fine them for not complying with the law.
I'm going to be polite for now, though.
LOL Bob!
And how do you get the accents to show up? When I do the alt+0233 or whatever, I just get a bunch of weird code.
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Did that show up?
Oh fer heck. Maybe it's only when I write a posting. When I tried to write "Université Laval" and "Québec" in the How We Met story, it came up all %&$ and such.
Sacre bleu, it's nice to see you back Seana *smooooooooooch*
Vous avez un plus de temps. C'est tres facile!
Pourquoi? Mais, je te veux allez ne pas lycee!
*that's all I remember from high school French class.*
Fun!
*smooch*
Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est sois?
*giggle*
I do know French (took it for seven years), but it takes work to come up with a snarky French reply, so I'll just leave it at that! *grin*
Nutz, I thought it was "ce soir"? That phrase is an important one to know!
(And my answer? "Oui!") *grin*
Wow. In the US, companies have to have our tax forms mailed out by the end of January and we have to file by April 15.
You know, except for the salutation and the signature (and 2 minor sentences), that was all in English.
*smooch* Nookie. It's good to be back.
MTW: did you just call me old? :D
Hee hee, Nutz.
Suddenly, I want to sing "Plaint d'un foque en Alaska".
Or...
C'est la coqueluche des grands drive-ins
A fait fureur avec ses bottines
Qui ça?
Bobépine!
Momma: DH and I usually file as soon as the T4s come in. We don't like to sit around waiting, since everyone else is in a huge panic by the end of April.
Additionally, people who are self-employed have another couple months to file their taxes. I think until the end of June. I wonder about that. You'd think the self-employed people would be all organised and such and wouldn't need so much more time.
Oh Seana, I forgot... this is my favorite French saying. I have it posted on my cubicle wall at work:
Pardonnez-moi, mais avez-vous un porce-epic coince entre les fesses?
Words to live by!
*snort* MTW! Yes! See? I can't even spell in French!
Waaaahh! I have no idea what everyone is saying!!
*sob*
Crazy Canadians and their hockey hair.
*le snort*
I only know how to swear in french.
*sits with mm as usual* - perhaps she is really my twin.
LOL at Lights.
Boo <------- I only know how to kiss in french.
*orders some Freedom Fries*
se crosser: to masturbate
crosseur: someone who cheats others
Oh, and thanks so much for the earworm.
*wanders out, humming 'Qui, ça? Bobépine!'*
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