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Forwarded to me today:

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Interesting Psychological Fact

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man, can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example:

If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However:

If she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse, while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.

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Usually I don't forward emails or tell people about forwarded emails because a lot of them bug me. One more "angel of friendship" made up of * and @ and I swear I'm going on a rampage. However. Some jokes are funny. My favourite of all time is the "Axis of Just-as-Evil", which still makes me laugh.

Anyhow, I got this today...well yesterday, I guess...and I thought it was funny enough to share. I didn't expect the punchline, which is the best kind of joke, I think.